Today was a Hindenburg of Hilarity
I now coin that phrase. Today could not have been a more wild, great day. I have not smiled (maliciously, about 75% of the time) this much in a good long while and it feels good. It feels good having things go mostly right for a change. Today was a win. Crazy, but win.
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
strawberry-astronaut: moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom i can’t
So I drew AWE's in a dress...
maplenutburgers: …And now I’m kind of scared…
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
I keep lurking a forum
And every time I do, I get really really pissed off at the people who post there. And I have no idea why I keep going back.
shellyshockz: u-ok: shavingryansprivates: how to paint a squirrel u ok wait…what.
teamiluna: zizzlehatesyou: ...
boyslut: OH MY GOD
baraskank: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
iboughtafuckinggateau: Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups? they’re like you’re burning us alive our insides are melting hELP US
valiantchild: just a reminder that most of you sang in our language, and you’re competing in our olympics, and celebrating our jubilee Is that a pigeon? The British national bird is a pigeon?